Hear the Good News of Our Supreme Leader Mr. Salty!

Who is Mr. Salty? Some might say Mr. Salty is a fluffy and adorable cat. They would be incorrect. Salty is actually from a race of extra dimensional beings who call themselves BEBES. He was sent to earth to save humanity from destroying itself and the earth.

Oath of the Salt

To walk the path of the Salt. You solemnly swear to...

• Be kind to all cats as they resemble our leader and his extra dimensional race, the BEBES.
• Take the occasion nap to strengthen your body and soul for the great Salty enlightement our leader will be ushering in.
• Eat sushi as it rids the body of toxins and it is quite delicous.
• Pledge complete loyalty to Salty.